Melissa was the best. I'm feeling pretty good about a girl finally winning. Oh, and she looked good.

Rexy, well you get rock. I mean I thought the song choice was good in a sense. I guess your shtick was just getting a little old. But I'm still on your side. And that moronic thing with the bottom three was ridiculous.

LeBlank. Well I hated the outfit. I guess you had a little more feeling but still not enough to register in my books. You just aren't good.

FP. That was doused in the 42 thousand pounds of cheese I expected. Really, who likes this? Obviously your fans are out there but OY!

Suzi. You were in a corner. If you didn't sing Janis Joplin everyone would have said why not but when you do everyone expects it. But it was great. Remember the train wreck when Theresa tried that song last year?

Pretention. What can I say, I may have lied when I said nothing was horrible. The molesting the guy for his guitar was gross! The hugging the whole freakin' band when you were supposed to go to your mark was annoying. And the constant banter when no one cares what you say. ARG. Oh and I have a problem with your wrists and how they fold over so easily. Is there no ligament or something?